Grim Dark Future

Recorded Voxcast

— 5 July 2026 —

TRANSCRIPT — RECORDED VOXCAST, ORIGIN UNVERIFIED

ORDO XENOS, SUBSECTOR SAINT, ARMAGEDON — FLAGGED FOR INVESTIGATION

We live in trying times. But rejoice, for we will be saved!

The xenos are at our gates. They tried to deceive us, to manipulate us into submission. But they have failed. For we stand strong, and strong is our faith in His Light. They have underestimated us. They will not do so again.

The Ordo Inquisitorium stands against us. Throwing false accusasions of dealing with chaos, they summoned an unseen force that cuts through our ranks. But we will not fall. We know this planet better than any inquisitor ever will. The confined mazes of our factories, the violent heat of the furnaces, the choking smokes - those are our home, and they will protect us.

And so, let us pray! May the Emperor send His Angels. May their blessed weapons strike our enemies. May the Wardens in Gold descend upon us — ten thousand strong, undying, eternal - and let their spears find every throat that stands against His faithful. Emperor, grant us the strength to endure until they arrive. Blessed be the Four Armed Emperor on His Golden Throne!

The Emperor’s coming draws near. For now, in His mercy, He sends His prophet: Seraphiel. Hear her voice in the choir. Feel her will in your prayers. Follow where she leads.

Rejoice, for we will be saved! Join the choir!

INQUISITORIAL ANNOTATION: The “prophet” referenced has been identified as a Tyranid neurotyrant-class bioform. Cult members appear to perceive its psychic emanations as divine revelation. Choral gatherings reported at three underhive locations. Purge recommended.